Vitsi, vitsi - haittaaks se?

Löytyipä venäläinen sivu, jossa kerrotaan Viipurista. Tähän tyyliin:

For the sake of the truth, we must note that Finland, which at the time included Vyborg,did not appreciate the friendship with the Eastern neighbour - Soviet Union.Together with other aggressive militarists - Great Britain, Belgium, and France - Finns dug all over the Isthmus of Karelia, creating the line of so-called defence. Later it became known as "The Mannerheim Line". The construction took twelve years which were spent to create more than two thousands of gunfire points and other fortifications. The construction spanned over 135 kilometers along the front line (between the Gulf of Finland and Lake Ladoga), and as far as95 kilometers away from the front into the Finnish territory. The line consisted of several strips: first, the security strip which includedfortified positions, fences, and obstacles; the main defence strip with22 resistance areas followed. There were also the second defence strip, the rear strip, and Vyborg fortifications proper. It is not clear from whomthe Finns were going to "defend" themselves at the Soviet border. Meanwhile, in the end of 1939, USSR proposed new peace initiatives.Their essense was that Finland must peacefully cede to Soviet Union a large piece of its territory close to Petersburg. On November 30, 1939, about a million of Soviet soldiers, supported by about 2000 tanks and 1000 military planes started to convinceFinns to solve the problem peacefully. There were three directions of convincing:one - in the Isthmus of Karelia, another one - North-East of Lake Ladoga, and the third one - at the coast of the Arctic Sea. Despite the fact that the Finnish armyhad 60 tanks, 115 military planes, and little more than 300 thousands troops, on March13 the war ended. The border was moved, and Vyborg was included into Soviet Union.

Jos tämä on tosissaan kirjoitettu, on vihdoin löydetty joku, johon verrattuna vääryystieteen desantti on asiallinen ja Suomen tyhmin pastori einstein. Mutta tarkemmin ajatellen, enemmän tuo vaikuttaa raskaan sarjan ironialta. Sellaisena sen voisi nähdä suorastaan nerokkaana: pöntömpi politrukki olisi varmaan hyvin tyytyväinen tekstiin, mutta asioiden todellinen laita löytyy mukavasti rivien välistä.